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Sunday, November 28, 2010

Any given Sunday

I woke up at 1 p.m. today, in good time for Newbcastle - Chelsea, which was quite boring..

And also, no work today! But I promised a story, so here we go:

A while back there was this woman customer who I'm guessing did a lot of stuff. And I'm talking heroin here.. She really looked like a cheap skank, though I'm sure she used to look rather pretty. Sleeping in the gutters doesn't help with the appearance i guess, and stealing stuff to sell for score, or scoring for blow, or blowing for H is not the smartest hygienically choice.


Well, she came in one day to buy her dog a large bag of food. Which is good, she takes care of her family. Problem is she couldn't afford half of it. And thats because she "just bought a new car *wink-wink*".
I politely said congratulations, while trying to figure out the *wink-wink*-part. I didn't know what the heck was going down. That was until she unbuttoned the next button, bent down and revealed a rather impressive cleavage. Repeated the *wink-wink* and added a "you should come out and... check it out!"
At that point I was kind of scared, because her pimp might be outside waiting to finish me off.
Thankfully a colleague walked up to us, asking for my help. I told her another time, took the bag of dog food and ran away!

Haven't seen the woman since, and that was nearly 4 years ago.. My bet is on the pimp! Someone should talk to that guy, if he exists.

Thats it, rather lame story come to think about it, but its time for Hotspewrs - Loserpool now. See you tomorrow for a new story!

29 comments:

  1. ahh those pesky pimps; well at least that bear sure looks high

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  2. haha sounds like you got off lightly.

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  3. I lold pretty hard at the picture

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  4. lol wow thats a fucking story man

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  5. It could have been an awesome story if you had have gone and checked it out.

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  6. @Cowbellrocker yes, but I might not have been alive to tell it :D

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  7. @Suciô Sanchez A German Shepherd actually. Looked healthy too.. And I can't believe I remember those details, but have NO recollection about where my winter-shoes are :/

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  8. I remember working at a convenience store when I was younger, and a woman told me she would suck certain appendages for a pack of smokes. We both laughed...then she stopped and said she was serious. That store was awesome.

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  9. The Newcastle game was boring but I'll take a draw against Chelsea any day of the week :D

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  10. Hahaha, that dosnt happen every day!

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  11. Nice bear :D:D

    and sunday is a day full of work for me :\

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  12. brilliant, allways gets me going in a morning do your posts, keep it up mate!

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  13. The story is nice! The pic makes me laugh. Every time.

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  14. Should have gone outside with her bro! ;)

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