I woke up at 1 p.m. today, in good time for Newbcastle - Chelsea, which was quite boring..
And also, no work today! But I promised a story, so here we go:
A while back there was this woman customer who I'm guessing did a lot of stuff. And I'm talking heroin here.. She really looked like a cheap skank, though I'm sure she used to look rather pretty. Sleeping in the gutters doesn't help with the appearance i guess, and stealing stuff to sell for score, or scoring for blow, or blowing for H is not the smartest hygienically choice.
Well, she came in one day to buy her dog a large bag of food. Which is good, she takes care of her family. Problem is she couldn't afford half of it. And thats because she "just bought a new car *wink-wink*".
I politely said congratulations, while trying to figure out the *wink-wink*-part. I didn't know what the heck was going down. That was until she unbuttoned the next button, bent down and revealed a rather impressive cleavage. Repeated the *wink-wink* and added a "you should come out and... check it out!"
At that point I was kind of scared, because her pimp might be outside waiting to finish me off.
Thankfully a colleague walked up to us, asking for my help. I told her another time, took the bag of dog food and ran away!
Haven't seen the woman since, and that was nearly 4 years ago.. My bet is on the pimp! Someone should talk to that guy, if he exists.
Thats it, rather lame story come to think about it, but its time for Hotspewrs - Loserpool now. See you tomorrow for a new story!
ahh those pesky pimps; well at least that bear sure looks high
ReplyDeletehaha sounds like you got off lightly.
ReplyDeletehaha, nice story
ReplyDeleteI lold pretty hard at the picture
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ReplyDeletecocaine's a hell of a drug
ReplyDeletelol wow thats a fucking story man
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of dog? Coker Spaniel?
ReplyDeleteIt could have been an awesome story if you had have gone and checked it out.
ReplyDelete@Cowbellrocker yes, but I might not have been alive to tell it :D
ReplyDelete@SuciƓ Sanchez A German Shepherd actually. Looked healthy too.. And I can't believe I remember those details, but have NO recollection about where my winter-shoes are :/
ReplyDeleteI remember working at a convenience store when I was younger, and a woman told me she would suck certain appendages for a pack of smokes. We both laughed...then she stopped and said she was serious. That store was awesome.
ReplyDeleteheh, was it a nice view?
ReplyDelete*wink-wink*
ReplyDeleteThe Newcastle game was boring but I'll take a draw against Chelsea any day of the week :D
ReplyDeleteHahaha, that dosnt happen every day!
ReplyDeleteNice bear :D:D
ReplyDeleteand sunday is a day full of work for me :\
woo lucky escape there!
ReplyDeleteRepresent CHELSEA!
ReplyDeletevery nice story. Enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteI occasionally enjoy cocaine.
ReplyDeletebrilliant, allways gets me going in a morning do your posts, keep it up mate!
ReplyDeleteDog food is great!
ReplyDeleteCuh Cuh Cuh Cocaine
ReplyDeletecan never trust junkies
ReplyDeleteThe story is nice! The pic makes me laugh. Every time.
ReplyDeleteShould have gone outside with her bro! ;)
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