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Monday, November 29, 2010

An imprisoning story

OK, so here I am again.. Today I have a rather sad story, even though there were smiles all around.
I was helping a customer while two trailertrash-looking women was waiting for their turn. A lot of people were gathered there at that time. And a sane person might not have shared his/her secrets right there and then, but the two women were not sane people.

"So I'm gonna go, like, visit my boyfriend in PRISON again" the less repulsive one said to the other one. I don't know where she had learned to talk, but I'm guessing in a fucking helicopter! EVERYONE could hear them talk, and, sadly, no one cared. Except for the two, of course.
"Yeah, I liked visiting my bf while he was LOCKED UP", we heard the trailer-trash replied. 
-I'm gonna have to, go visit him for like a long time now
-Yeah, I know all about it. Just gotta go with the flow, and keep'em happy. (go with the flow? what?)
-Yeah
-Yeah
-Yup
They were both 2 years pregnant, and I'm guessing their parents were siblings or something..

Trash and its kid. Yeehaw!

If you feel you need to earn other peoples respect, yelling about your imprisoned retarded boyfriend is NOT the way to go! But it made me laugh, so there's something.. And the other customers laughed as well. Not in front of them I can assure you! We were dealing with gangsta'-wifes here, and we all suppressed our laughter as tightly as we held on to our will to live. Yeah, thats rich.. we all laughed pitifully, and went on with our day.

22 comments:

  1. lol cannot beat retarded customers!

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  2. Damn, 2 years preggo. They really are waiting for their men. (to pay child support)

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  3. Dude, I find these types of people hilarious. This kind of situation happened to me yesterday.

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  4. Gotta admit thats pretty hilarious... I've never been in such an odd situation before, must'be been awkward for everyone around lol.

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  5. amrica fuck yeah :D would love to live there =)

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  6. Hahaha we have chavs here in the UK, they're much the same. They live terrible lives but speak loudly in public so people can hear all about it.

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  7. There should be some kind of operation - like they cut dogs' vocal chords.

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  8. Wow, 2 years pregnant, they must have been huge

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  9. Great story, and yeah, they were annoying but at least you guys got yourselves a laugh =P

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  10. If that broad in that pic was my woman I would kill myself.

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  11. Maybe they were attention whoring.

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  12. If it wasn't for white trash, life would be really boring! Great blog, following.

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  13. Ha. I am so glad I don't have to deal with custies anymore.

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  14. this is why i stay the fuck out of wal mart.

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  15. You're not used to this yet? I see this every time I walk outside!

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